Low-Rent Theater

PRESENTING......our middle-of-the-afternoon presentation of "The Nutcracker," starring Katie as brave Clara and Michael as the valiant Nutcracker.  Never mind that the plot suddenly takes a strange turn toward fire-fighting.  And, never mind that my Nutcracker Pandora station failed to play a single Nutcracker selection through the whole performance.  And, never mind that Clara suddenly decides to do splits and cartwheels for the heck of it.  You get what you pay for in this house!  Enjoy our new-found obsession with the Nutcracker....